The secret of a happy marriage

The secret of a happy marriage is very easy. A husband has to pay his wife compliments at least once a day. The more often the better. How wonderful she looks, what delicious food she prepares, and so on, and so on. Under no circumstances say that my mother cooked better. In general, a husband should treat his wife as if she were the most beautiful and intelligent woman under the sun. On the other hand, a wife has to let her husband have a couple of hours alone from time to time.
What else... Never go shopping together.
Anyway, I think a marriage is not a good idea at all and the real secret of a happy marriage is to get divorced as soon as possible ;-)

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